Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
