If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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