Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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