Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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