Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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