Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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