You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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