I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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