Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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