I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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