I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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