Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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