Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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