Jerry, you need to find god
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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