Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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