i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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