I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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