I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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