i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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