Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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