Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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