So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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