How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
