WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i think i have two assholes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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