Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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