Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Pants are for mortals
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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