i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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