Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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