the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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