I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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