she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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