Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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