do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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