Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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