on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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