i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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