someone threw a dead crab at me
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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