do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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