You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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