Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
a search helicopter?!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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