I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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