That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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