The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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