i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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