goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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