imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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