I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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