An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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