ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it because I queefed?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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