im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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