if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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