cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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