I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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