I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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