i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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